The OFFICIAL guide on cracking the KBC

This is the way how to go about it…………

Before getting a call from KBC.

1) If you don’t have a landline telephone number, you should probably start thinking of robbing a bank...
2) You should have a valid e-mail address.
3) Why did I even write the second point!!
4) You are never going to get through KBC by sending sms. There is only one hot
seat for the mobile user. So if you work out the arithmetic, the chances of
getting through to KBC by the landline number are greater than chances of
getting through a sms.
5) Religiously devote a minimum of one hour in pressing the ‘Redial’ button on
your telephone keypad.
6) Even then if the call doesn’t mature. Feel free to curse the KBC people.

After getting a call from KBC

1) Don’t waste your time in updating your G.K, spend time exercising your fingers and maybe look up in the internet on the dynamics of the human hand. Try to maximize your chances by speeding up the activity of your lazy fingers.
2) This should help provided you know the answer to the fastest finger first question.
3) Remember, even a dumb ass like you can win 2 crore. This optimism is all that you have left to work with.
4) Continuing with the third point. Brilliant people like you should opt for mastermind India. Give the general public a chance.
5) Read up a book on body language. Try to take the small hints which Amitabh Bachhan tries to give you when you are wrong.
6) Usually he will ask you twice or thrice if you are on the wrong track. If you
are right then you don’t have to tell him to lock the answer. He will lock it himself.

While in the hot seat

1) If you have a strategy then it would be wise to throw it out of the window
2) Don’t think twice before using a lifeline. They wouldn’t think twice before
kicking you out of the hot seat.
3) Having said that, don’t use the lifelines like a dumb ass.
4) Remember, if the question is too technical or too specialized then NEVER use the audience poll life line. They will poll you out of the hot seat. Remember,if you are dumb others are dumber.
5) Preferably use the audience poll lifeline inside the 20K limit. Audience know only that much. Repeat this mantra to yourself religiously
6) Use all the knowledge you learnt while reading the Body Language book.
7) Always be satisfied, quit the game if you don’t know. Don’t try to be a smart
ass.

Best of Luck…….
Still if you are not satisfied, as I am, we should probably watch the ‘Great Indian Laughter Champions’......